I look so depressed!! But I’m not!!! I swear!!

I look so depressed!! But I’m not!!! I swear!!

deerekhale:

*sirius black voice* remus will you kill this spider for me

*remus lupin voice* is it trying to hurt you, sirius

*sirius black voice* its on my bed and hurting my heart 

*quiet james potter voice* engorgio

*loud, horrified sirius black shrieking*

(via shallowgravesandlyes)

The stuff on my wall is gone… I’m moving! It’s a good thing it’s not far!! :)

The stuff on my wall is gone… I’m moving! It’s a good thing it’s not far!! :)

radgoku:

original-poster:

radgoku:

the first person to poop must have been like ???????????????

As an infant they probably didn’t register what was happening

i was imagining a grown ass man. a man with a beard. a man hunting alaskan mammoths to provide for his family. i forgot babies. i forgot babies existed

(via philsmuse)